Wednesday, November 4, 2015

On College Football

Dear College Football Playoff Committee,

Alabama at #4? WTF! Apparently someone has been drinking the SEC Kool-Aid.

As one of my favorite criminals in one of my favorite movies said: "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."

Sincerely,
A Sane College Football Fan

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